Credit Card Champion Gifts

"Of course you don't have to spend a lot of money to have a good time - You can always CHARGE it!"

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Agency Moody's comments

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

Bob hated working over-time.

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

Your credit score is hahahahahahahah.....

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"She used to shop until she dropped, but with online shopping, we lost that protection."

"I take it your credit score has gone up?"

'Can I have a new credit card please - this one's full up!'

Working hard to maintain customer relations

Modern Monster

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!