Credibility Seeker T-Shirts

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Squeezing the Free Press.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Skeptic Tank.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Truth

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"They’re real."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

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