Credibility Seeker T-Shirts

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Skeptic Tank.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Letters escape from a caged book.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Truth

"They’re real."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."