Integrity Seeker T-Shirts

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"It's such a lovely day!"

Press Freedom

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Letters escape from a caged book.

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Which news channel should we watch?"

Truth

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"They’re real."

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'I hate his kind. They use their integrity and hard work to advance their careers.'

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"What Genocide? What Armenians?"

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."