Creator Conundrum Gifts

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

The Origami Society...

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Creator's Block

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Trainset

Artists at an Exhibition

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Bagging the Chipmunk

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

Flying Pen

Headless Self-Portrait

'Petey is making a graphic novel!'

"I own 60% of your image rights. Which means you have to pay me ten quid every time you look in the mirror."

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

God's Writers Block

"I don't want to be an "Industrious Beaver" dad: I want to be an internet celebrity..."

An artist unsure of what to do with his paintings

"Just who does He think He is?!!"

Child sewing up her toys' mouths.