Creative Conundrums Gifts

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

Empty box of ideas

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

House of books.

'Of course I put the children first! Look how much I pay their nanny.'

"Maybe I haven't suffered enough. Why don't you whip up some of your curried pork balls and refried rice for dinner?"

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

"Now close your eyes and go to sleep or Daddy will read you more of his novel."

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

"I own 60% of your image rights. Which means you have to pay me ten quid every time you look in the mirror."

'Remember, Son -- build a better mouse trap and an angry mob will beat a path to your door.'

Artist 'paints' on canvas by throwing custard pies.

Tongue Tied.

'Typical - you wait for ages then two turn up.'

'I did not receive your letter, and besides I didn't like the things you said in it.'

"I'll take this book. A buddy recommended it to me. . . no idea why. Holy crap! You're one helluva hot chick!!"

'I'm sorry Ms. Tinsdale. My computer got a virus and lost my homework!'

'Is it all right for a vegetarian to wear a poodle skirt?'

"What do you do when you run something by legal and legal takes the fifth?"

Simplify Life/Art

I could do THAT Art

'Sir, we've been out-loop holed.'

'I have a problem. I met them at different singles vacations and I can't decide whom I like best!'

"My computer is frozen."

"I can't understand a word you say when your helmet is shut."

"I think you can take either lane, dear."