Creator Conundrum Mugs

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

The Origami Society...

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Creator's Block

The Thinker (with a laptop).

Trainset

Artists at an Exhibition

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Bagging the Chipmunk

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Jackson Pollock.

ACCOUNTANT-IN-RESIDENCE: "John, we're going to have to cut back on the cadmiums."

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

Flying Pen

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

Headless Self-Portrait

"I own 60% of your image rights. Which means you have to pay me ten quid every time you look in the mirror."

God's Writers Block

'Petey is making a graphic novel!'

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

Design Dept. He okayed the flightless birds, but he said the idea for the swimless fish was just silly.

"I don't want to be an "Industrious Beaver" dad: I want to be an internet celebrity..."

"Just who does He think He is?!!"

Child sewing up her toys' mouths.