Creative Wordcrafter Gifts

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Literary Canines.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Divine Desk Bins

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"You have word-ill."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Cow of BEEF

Best Seller

How a poet works

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Brain Power

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"