Creative Wordcrafter Mugs

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

Divine Desk Bins

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Literary Canines.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

"You have word-ill."

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

Best Seller

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Cow of BEEF

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

How a poet works

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Brain Power

"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"