Creative Type Gifts

'Yes, he's still working on that memo. You can't rush the creative process, you know.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Let's not go by the book.'

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

' A good idea '

"She's been so creative lately."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

Empty box of ideas

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Eureka!

Use your imagination.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.