Creative Peeping Gifts

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Resourceful toddler

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Interpretive napping

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

Famous Optical Illusions!

Prehistoric Modern Art

'Don't be hard on the boy, dear, I'm sure that Van Gogh's first sunflowers weren't so hot.'

Two New Paintbrushes

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

Museum of Mediocre Art.

'I need to practice painting the human figure, MOM! Models cost money!"

'Kip paints caves.'

Toilet Art.

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

Behind the cow is a manure castle. 'Yeah...It's a gift.'

'I still don't get it.'

Picasso's learning years.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"Politics has divided everything."

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

Christo's greatest challenge.

Kid to mom as she draws lines on Dalmatian: 'I'm connectin' the dots like in kindergarten.'

"Then the demons that drove me to Tangier to try to write fiction turned around and drove me to the Napa Valley to make wine."

'There's a thin line between thinking outside the box and a caffeine-induced wacko idea.'