Creative Compliance, Pillows

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Empty box of ideas

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

House of books.

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

'We never think outside the box at this comapny, Firkman!'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

#notblessed

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'You forgot the product label.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

GDPR compliant

'It's not company policy but how about starting on some performance enhancing drugs?'

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

'Its reading Health and Safety Regulations that make me feel sick!'

'There may come a time when you feel the need to be a 'whistle blower' and it's vital that you are properly prepared.'

'It's a bet - If I don't take this next one down, I owe you a hundred bucks.'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

"Yeah, Eddie, but think about it this way - We don't have to comply with ANYTHING!"

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."