Creative Compliance Enthusiast Pillows

'The FSA is keen on new ways to get it's message across...'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"Son, you're old enough now to learn about something we call 'compliance'...."

'I need someone to fill my shoes and be in them when the SEC come calling.'

Access Assessments

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

'It's not company policy but how about starting on some performance enhancing drugs?'

GDPR compliant

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'He's the most important man here - He writes the compliance procedures for the DEPARTMENT of Compliance!'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"Oh look! Another crappy grant which requires my goddamned work interact with the f**king community!"

'You're a spineless, craven, frightened little man, Bradberg - I like that in an employee.'

'Run this by 'Legal,' but sprint it by 'Ethics.''

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

Floor Wet When Slippery

'This new ruling on bankers pay has really thrown the cat among the pigeons...'

Snitching box.

All items year zero compliant

"Hold on. To avoid getting sued, I'll have to run it by legal."

'A regulatory body is here to see you!'

Desk Organizers: 'Comply with Government Regulations and Guidelines.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Man with health and safety clipboard follows the Olympic Torch relay.

"This bidder has the same name as you, and your face as their logo and you scored them top marks throughout this tender evaluation. Did you understand the conflict of interest declaration you signed?!"

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

"How much clearer can it be, Fred? On page forty-one of the employee handbook, in black and white, it says: 'Never run with scissors!'"