Legal Compliance Pillows

'There may come a time when you feel the need to be a 'whistle blower' and it's vital that you are properly prepared.'

'This way I keep the law and don't get grossed out.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

"Bailiff."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"They're class action figures."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'You forgot the product label.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

Attorney and killer bee.

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

"In a surprising turn of events, the end testifies against the means."

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I know it's difficult to stay in compliance, with everything, Ferguson, but this is ridiculous!'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...'

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

GDPR compliant

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."