Government Compliance Pillows

'...Therefore, we're in complete compliance with all federal guidelines.'

'...Therefore, we're in complete compliance with all federal guidelines.'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

The Anti-Agent

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Trump pardons

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"National security adviser"

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

CIA report

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Archival Warfare

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Government a la Carte

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Our Two Parties, Explained