Government Regulation Pillows

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

Trident: 'We need it in our fight against smokers.'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"Excuse the mess, sir, but this is what happens when the Feds won't let us pay bonuses!"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"You're fired."

The Anti-Agent

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Trump pardons

"National security adviser"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

CIA report

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.