Creative Commentator Pillows

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'The recession is over, again.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Don't editorialize."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

The Decline of Europe

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

King Solomon's Pollster.

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."