Creative Commentator Mugs

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"The first three chapters read like they were written by some guy on a couch."

The national cartoonists' speech-bubble strike enters its 2nd week...

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'The recession is over, again.'

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Don't editorialize."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

The Decline of Europe

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

King Solomon's Pollster.

Learn to Be a Critic In The Privacy Of Your Own Home With The Apex Correspondence School Of Criticism!

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.