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"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Letters escape from a caged book.

Blue sky thinking

Elevator Pitch

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Building Blocks.

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Hair Traffic control.

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

Art Plagiarism

Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Open Source.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Artist painting a cat.

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'This one's titled, 'Artist's Block'.'

"I don't think outside the box. . .I own the box."

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

'My right brain isn't working.'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

"Benny has a little too much aptitude for art."

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

"I hope this isn't another one of your crazy bounce-me-off-the-wall ideas."

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"If they survive the working group and the committee, you can count on the interdepartmental panel..."

Female executive offers suggestions ' OUTSIDE THE BOX'.