Creative Ceremonies Gifts

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

Empty box of ideas

'Okay.. what the hell.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'You should have seen the one that got away!'

House of books.

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Folk Wedding

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Sorry, I always cry at weddings...'

'I bet you could walk down the aisle blindfolded now,eh,Gloria?'

"It's OK vicar, Nigel's just having one of his panic attacks."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

A baby being christened in a scuba mask.

'Quick, Ted, get that one down on paper before you forget it.'

The Eighth Day of Christmas

"No bouquet toss for this bride. She's shooting it out of a cannon."

'Will you hold it down? This is IMPORTANT!'

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

Tribal masks.