Creative Career Advisor Gifts

"The Strip Poker Loser" is the accurate title, Mr. Rodin, but I believe call it "The Thinker" is probably a better career move for you.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Empty box of ideas

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"This your resumé?" "Yes, it's a list of things I hope you never ask me to do."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'You say you're willing to start at the bottom...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Do not think outside the box!

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"The boss told me I have to start at the bottom."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'Henry has found his niche with us.'

Sid Sinatra.

'Jumping over a candle stick is known as an entry level job.'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."