Crazy Shows T-Shirts

"Wow! These are some crazy programs. I feel like I'm Alice in Streaming Land."

Zombie standup

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"Now that's a win."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Police film evidence

Succession 2

Pet Entertainers

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"Happy Birthday!"

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

"I can't be sure...I only got a quick look."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

"What you have is what we call Cactunitus. It's when your skin is so dry you start to morph into a cactus."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

The Investigation

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'