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Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

I drive, therefore I am.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

Spell Check

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

Save the Cacti.

Ocotillo

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"

'The pitcher calls a time out and walks toward the dugout. He's signaling the front office, and it looks like they're bringing out a new manager.'

"I'm a rock-climber - I know how challenging a craggy face can be."

Sensing the wildebeest was finally subdued, the alpha female signals to empty the bench.

Connor Wickham

Team Work

Hmm...all the best!

'You'll never get me to take my baseball cap off during class!'

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

'Must be coach Johnson's place.'

Giant squid attacks ship. Pirate asks: 'Who ordered the calamari?'

Bloomin' ants!