Crawdad Captain Prints

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

I drive, therefore I am.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

Spell Check

Quest for pirate's treasure - hidden prizes in consumer goods.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Ocotillo

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Sam Allardyce

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

Save the Cacti.

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

"Congratulations, Baer—I think you've wiped out the species!"

Hmm...all the best!

Team Work

Connor Wickham

"I'm a rock-climber - I know how challenging a craggy face can be."

'The pitcher calls a time out and walks toward the dugout. He's signaling the front office, and it looks like they're bringing out a new manager.'

Joachim Low

I'm late. Nothing you can say will convince me to drive you to school. O.K. Slam!

Sensing the wildebeest was finally subdued, the alpha female signals to empty the bench.

'You'll never get me to take my baseball cap off during class!'

Everything locally grown.

'When is everyone else going to be driven off the road?'

Giant squid attacks ship. Pirate asks: 'Who ordered the calamari?'

'Must be coach Johnson's place.'