Cramming King T-Shirts

'I hate pulling an all-nighter before a test.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Rage.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

The Brothers Grime

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Genie Barbecue.

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

Paul Bocuse caricature

'Enjoy the race race, dear.'

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

Fisherman get a good catch.

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."