Crafting Escapades Expert Gifts

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'I hate bloody football! It's just a bunch of over-rated, overpaid nancy boys kicking a b-' - 'Genuine football fans may leave work early to avoid missing the start of important World Cup fixtures.' - 'C'mon England!'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Nanny with children on leash

Nobody likes a smore loser

Golf escape.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Mountain escalator.

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.

Closed for Summer.

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

Inflated Biography

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

"Whatcha making there little fella?"

BMX girl.

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

Man trying to create what the presenter on TV programme has created!

"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

Artist

"Isn't this more fun than those old briefs and contracts and things?"

"You again? Right! Turn around and go as far as you can until you come to the end of the world - then drop off!"

'Try using this.'

Martha Stewart escapes her cell on a rope made of her bangs.

'What was this, before you incinerated it?'

Escape from Jail

"It's a long story..."