Crafting Escapades Expert Pillows

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Nanny with children on leash

Nobody likes a smore loser

Golf escape.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Mountain escalator.

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

Closed for Summer.

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

'You'll be in even more trouble when I tell your wife what you're thinking!'

Inflated Biography

BMX girl.

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

Man trying to create what the presenter on TV programme has created!

"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

Artist

"Isn't this more fun than those old briefs and contracts and things?"

"You again? Right! Turn around and go as far as you can until you come to the end of the world - then drop off!"

'Try using this.'

Martha Stewart escapes her cell on a rope made of her bangs.

Escape from Jail

'What was this, before you incinerated it?'

"It's a long story..."

Botany week in Brazil