Cozy Weather Complainer Pillows

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Good News about winter

"Bless You."

Rude Snowpeople

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"I hate this time of year."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Let it go, Amy.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

Say, I just had a thought

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

I Love Winter!

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

New for Fall

Seemed like winter would never end.

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Winter Coat

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."

Yesterday of Minnesota.

'Something tells me we're in for a very severe winter.'

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

"I don't like water, so I hate it when it rains, but I hate it even more when it snows!"

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

People siting on icebergs,

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

Winter is a gift.