Cozy Weather Complainer T-Shirts

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Good News about winter

"Bless You."

Rude Snowpeople

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"I hate this time of year."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Let it go, Amy.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the rain...'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

I Love Winter!

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

New for Fall

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

Seemed like winter would never end.

'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'

Winter Coat

"I don't like water, so I hate it when it rains, but I hate it even more when it snows!"

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

Yesterday of Minnesota.

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

Winter is a gift.

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

Death warmed up

'I can remember when this was just ice.'