Cozy Sweater Team Member Gifts

Snowman Jumps out of Snowsuit.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Things I've learned...

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Good to have you aboard. Now, let's meet some of the oddballs weirdos and eccentrics you'll be working with."

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

"It was a crime of fashion."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Keeping Warm

One of the positives of having to 'Shelter in Place'...

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

Reindeer Sweater

Team Spirit Day: "Excuse me... I get a little choked up when I talk about our team."

Indoor sauna.

Turtleneck Alternatives

'...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?!...'

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

"My issue as a Sphynx-Cat is that I'm always cold..."

'I'd like to return this sweater I knitted.'