Cozy Space Conspirator Gifts

"It seems very nice here - maybe the Devil is in the detail."

The Milky Way (Detail)

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

Cosmonaughty

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"No wonder it was so affordable."

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

"I, too, like being festive, but since we live in a nest, space is a factor."

Cat scratch fever

Mooning Moon

"There's something different about that crop circle..."

First Cynic in Space

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

'..And just how long have you two been secretly married?'

When Astronomers Party.

Moon Vacuuming

'Dad, cut out the middle man, Santa and get me the toys from behind the wardrobe.'

Is someone trying to tell us something..?

'We'll see you again in three months time, then, sir.'

'The new office design focuses on a sense of space.'

Where have you been all night?

"Unidentified object in bagging area!"

"You try feng shui in an apartment this size."

Uneven room.

If that gasbag call me a "dwarf planet" one more time ....

'Full Cozy B & B'

'Hole'

'Based on its red shift, we thought it was a quasi-stellar object in deep space. It turned out to be a jet going to Russia via the Polar route.'

'When you said you lived in a loft, this isn't quite what I had in mind.'

I just found out that all life on earth could end if we're ever hit by a huge gamma ray burst from some other galaxy. That sounds like sketchy information, little buddy. No, it's been verified. I typed in gamma ray burst hitting earth on Youtube, and got tons of videos about them killing us all. There was a single video disputing that, I assume. I heard that.

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'