Cozy Night Champion Pillows

Love is when you watch television together.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Pyjama party

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Night Life: L.A.

PJ Parties

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"There's the remote!"

'It makes me realise how insignificant you are.'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

"What are we doing today?"

PJ Party

First Place Layabout

"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."

Bunny Slippers

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

Drunk And Orderly

'It's a trade-off. Either we let him sleep here or we turn up the thermostat.'

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'