Cozy Night Champion Mugs

Love is when you watch television together.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Pyjama party

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

PJ Parties

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Night Life: L.A.

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"I've never really felt comfortable in my comfort zone."

Try not to hog all the blankets tonight.

"There's the remote!"

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

'It makes me realise how insignificant you are.'

You're supposed to read him a bedtime story at HIS bedtime.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

'School sports day - fat boys playing computer game'

First Place Layabout

PJ Party

"What are we doing today?"

"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"

"According to the fitness watch the remote moves more than you do."

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

"Pace yourself big man! You're fatigued and the footy season has just begun!"

Bunny Slippers

Drunk And Orderly

'It's a trade-off. Either we let him sleep here or we turn up the thermostat.'

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

Joe's new invention was keeping him warm as toast in bed...

'He calls it his Olympic legacy, he thought the games went on for 3 weeks.'