Cozy Escapee Gifts

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

How Sheep Sleep

Holiday rental with panoramic views...

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

"I bought a new summer condo."

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

Travel agency warms people passing by.

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

American Flag

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

Not a morning person.

The great Dessert Island.

'School vacation is over...come along quietly.'

"I'd have been better off getting out of bed and leaving the house."

Death warmed up.

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."

Kid to cafeteria lady: 'The pig-in-a-blanket ,,, is it a Snuggie'