Cozy Comfort Seeker Gifts

Sixth grade teacher Linda LeBlanc was having a tough time getting psyched up about the new school year.

Kid to cafeteria lady: 'The pig-in-a-blanket ,,, is it a Snuggie'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

Warm toasty gloves for a cold winter's day

It's only a quarter past March. Hit the snooze button!

"It's not what it looks like, dear, we're just trying to stay warm."

"I'd have been better off getting out of bed and leaving the house."

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

'It's lucky we kept last year's Christmas Tree.'

'If you turn down your heating you could afford another jumper.'

Too much social woo woo!

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Wintertime.

'Mm,,,warm laundry'

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

'School vacation is over...come along quietly.'

Death warmed up.

How Sheep Sleep

"I know we're in lockdown-"

Hey, that's my Snuggie. The Dog Days of Winter.

Coat Check. I can't find my ticket, but I bet it's the only snuggie you have back there.

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.

Hey, how'd you get a crazy quilt?

Snug as a bug in a rug.

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."

"It's cold out. Put a cat on."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Middle-Age Superheroes