Cozy Escapee Mugs

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'Now here's a place I like!'

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

How Sheep Sleep

Holiday rental with panoramic views...

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

"I bought a new summer condo."

Travel agency warms people passing by.

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

American Flag

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."

"There goes our attorney, headed for Florida."

"You know that's a waste of time, just chuck it on the fire to keep us warm."

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"I'd have been better off getting out of bed and leaving the house."

'School vacation is over...come along quietly.'

The great Dessert Island.

Death warmed up.

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

Not a morning person.