Cozy Day Enthusiast Gifts

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Moving in

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"I'm having a pajama day."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

Bedtime story.

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

'Let it go, Amy.'

Relaxing on a sofa

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

Inactive wear store.

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Festive squad