Cozy Day Enthusiast Pillows

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

American Idle.

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Catatonic

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

Moving in

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

How the goat got square eyes.

Bedtime story.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

'Let it go, Amy.'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

Inactive wear store.

Festive squad

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'