Cozy Couple Planners Gifts

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

Customized Personal Retreats.

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

'I will subject to certain conditions...'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

'She'll have a nasty sugar hangover tomorrow.'

How to feel confident in love & war

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

Murder on the Newlywed Game.

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

'This dinner had everything necessary to make it perfect...Great food, candlelight, violinist... you clutching your chest after seeing the check.'

"Is this the Love Boat?"

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

School Trip To The Beach

"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."

'But we can't go to Australia for our honeymoon, you know how my Mother hates flying!'

"Why do I always have to get the cheese?"