Cowboy Songs Fan Gifts

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Young Gums

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Tyrannosaurus Tex

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

The Lawman