Cowboy Songs Fan Gifts

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Young Gums

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

The Not So Wild West

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

'Roy Rogers is ambused'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

Civil Howdy Pardnership

The Lawman

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."