Covid Couchie Gifts

I should probably get out more.

Social Distancing Club

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

"Darn it, lost another swab."

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

"When did this game get started?"

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

Watchdog

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Crocheting during lockdown

"Police have no suspects at the present time but believe that the motive for robbery was the desire for increased income."

Pandemic Orphans

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

Quarandating.

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

"It's the umpire - he's throwing you off that channel."

"Still too close."

"The tunnel at the end of the light!"

"New Year's Eve just isn't the same anymore!"

"They're spares."

Pandemic Bowl

Working from home.

"We are gathered here together in the presence of no one to join this couple in socially distant matrimony."

Isolating Castaways

Heavenly Gates: Masks Required

Home Stay Home

Covid Back to School

"Rudolph! Take off that mask!!"

Isolation Olympics