Covid Clown Lover Gifts

"You're not really getting this whole mask thing, are you, Bob?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Clown Wife

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Clown walks balloon dog

"Seriously?"

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"We need to have a serious talk."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"Now, who can I trust with a pie chart?"

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Jack in the Box

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."