Covid Clown Lover T-Shirts

"You're not really getting this whole mask thing, are you, Bob?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What clan do you belong to?'

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

We have the right to refuse service to those not wearing a mask.

Clown Wife

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Laxatives - "I'm after some comic relief."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Clown walks balloon dog

'The pills stopped your depression but we may need to adjust the dosage, Sister Naomi.'

Turn your head and laugh.

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"Seriously?"

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Diogenes: I'm Self-Isolating

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"Women like funny men, but you can't go on a date dressed like that!"

"We need to have a serious talk."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Yet another creepy clown sighting...

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Jack in the Box