Covid Conversator Gifts

vaccine wars.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

Bribes for Jabs

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Strainspotting

Sisyphus during Covid

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

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"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

I see. And why do you think you often feel lonely?

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

A 9/11 Every Day

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Vaccine race

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

'It's an email of a text that someone twittered...I think.'

Mandatory mask use

Beware of the Blog.

Mosquito Test + Taste

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"It's an epic saga of a tier 1 girl and a tier 3 boy who fall in love without their families' consent."

"I've made a snow angel."