Covid Conversator Gifts

vaccine wars.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The Cougher

Strainspotting

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Sisyphus during Covid

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Let's take off our sunglasses. I am getting NO feedback on this date!

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"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"Nick, are you listening or just buffering again?"

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Most of us only come in two days a week now."

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

Mandatory mask use

"When did tweeting become such an angry thing?"

Vaccine race

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Mosquito Test + Taste

"It's an epic saga of a tier 1 girl and a tier 3 boy who fall in love without their families' consent."

"I've made a snow angel."

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."