Pandemic Discourse Participant Gifts

Anti-Vax: Death Cult

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

vaccine wars.

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Deaths from Coronavirus

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

The Cougher

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

The new normal

Social Distancing Club

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"May we live in interesting times. And may we outlive them."

"They followed me home from school - can I keep 'em?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Booster shots

Coronavirus Impact on Children

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"He just said his first word!"

SAGE mentality

Coronavirus Sisyphys

Water is discovered on the moon....

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Covid Variants

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

Coronavirus Windmills

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

EU Vaccine approval