Covid-conscious Gifts

Socially distanced sledding

vaccine wars.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Sisyphus during Covid

Running

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

Wash your hands

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

'Is it organic?'

Spring.

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"We're very green here, we recycle everything."

"Was that the crack of dawn, Arthur, or your back?"

'Oh now that is just wrong.'

'Be patriotic. Food prices are rising. Eat less.'

A baby watching coronaviruses on television

'At least my blood pressure is nice and low.'

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"