Covid-conscious Prints

Socially distanced sledding

vaccine wars.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Sisyphus during Covid

Wash your hands

Running

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I'm not feeling well. I think I've got human flu.'

Illustrated Encyclopedia of Infectious Diseases

'Is it organic?'

Spring.

'In that case I'll do nothing!'

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"You're not allowed to enter the city. Your exhaust emissions are much too high!"

"Middle age is when you finally get your head together, but your body starts falling apart."

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

'At least my blood pressure is nice and low.'

"We're very green here, we recycle everything."

'Be patriotic. Food prices are rising. Eat less.'

'Oh now that is just wrong.'

A baby watching coronaviruses on television