Covid Awareness Advocate Gifts

The Spreaders

vaccine wars.

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Coronavirus Global Alert

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Cuba applauds its doctors

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Socially distanced sledding

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Jeez, these things are hot."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Bubbling

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

You Can Sponsor an American for Just $6 a Day

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Sewer Rats

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."

A baby watching coronaviruses on television

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

'I said my hormones are playing up again! Why don't you pay attention?'

"I must be getting old, my feet hurt even before I get out of bed in the morning!"

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

Opium Den 2019

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

Corona: Take Precautions!

"The Hendersons say they've got Covid. Is that still a thing?"

Inclusion of the word coronavirus in dictionary

Apple Picking 2020

Cards: Get Well, Cover Your Mouth When You Sneeze.

'Are you willing to release your medical records?'

'Whoa, hey, guys! Where are you going?! I was just brushing my teeth, see!'