Covid Cautious Gifts

"I'm using four masks for protection and portable oxygen so I don't suffocate."

Sisyphus during Covid

Wash your hands

Socially distanced sledding

Save the world together

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

Rule #1. Of what? HYPOCHONDRIACS HANDBOOK. A little passion project I'm working on; or, rather, I would be working on. I can't write or type wearing my protective anti-flu gear. Rule #1: Get some loser to take dictation for you. I hate where this is heading.

"So did you have to wear a mask when you were sunbathing?"

Mortified that her hospital gown did not close all the way in the back...

Apple Picking 2020

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

"I'm just going to stay in the car until all the bees die off."

hand sanitizer and hand santa-tizer

Corona: Take Precautions!

Humpty Dumpty Gets in a Taxi.

Height barrier accident.

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

"It's apple-scented Purell."

"We are gathered here together in the presence of no one to join this couple in socially distant matrimony."

"When I was a lad life was DANGEROUS, I remember once getting the 145 to Walthamstow WITHOUT A MASK!"

'It's just a routine operation, Mr. Bush. No need to have your lawyer present.'

"Security measures first!"

'Frank has an obsessive fear of hitting a deer.'

Soap and water against Covid

'Come on, I know you're in there.'

Covid fatigue

Drink Driving

"Dammit! I just realized, now I'm going to miss the appointment for my second shot."

"It's part of our new workplace ventilation system." (man at desk with a large vent pipe over his head)

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Bored With Corona

The nearness of you.

Please Donnybrook Responsibly.