Covid-19 Safety Gifts

Soap and water against Covid

Santatizer for Santa.

"Rudolph, you have been the team leader for a long time, but you must understand that by insisting on using a mask this year, you are hiding your competitive advantage."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Man using to much bug spray

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

The new normal

Baby on board.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Bench Press Accident

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

On the brink.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'