Safety Precautions Gifts

Statue of liberty cautious of catching any illness.

'I tried it at home...'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I dread the pear-picking season."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'It's the only way that he would agree to come aboard.'

"Impressive brawl skills."

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

A young Don King

You Are Here

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man using to much bug spray

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

No Immediate Danger

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Baby on board.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

On the brink.

The new normal

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed